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Tuesday, February 21st, 2006

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I, just ate a mango

...and it was delicious

Monday, February 20th, 2006

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Monster Truck

Monday, February 6th, 2006

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Friday, November 4th, 2005

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This Is My Life, Rated
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Tuesday, November 1st, 2005

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I smell pumpkins.

Monday, October 24th, 2005

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The streetsweeper is going by.

Mint/Money, as some would say.

Thursday, September 29th, 2005

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Visited 18 states (35%).

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Wednesday, September 28th, 2005

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I smell like a girl.

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Me: The proof is in the pudding.
Linda: But we don't have any pudding.

Tuesday, September 27th, 2005

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I went to the coffee house today, with Beth, Lena, and Linda (AO).

Brewd Awakening.

Thursday, September 22nd, 2005

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I had a dream that a customer had a payment on their Sears Card, his name was "Adolf Hitleeer."

Extra E's = less suspicion.

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

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group hug

\con*fess"\, v. i. 1. to make confession; to disclose sins or faults, or the state of the conscience.

the idea is for anyone to anonymously confess to anything. it actually feels kind of good to know that someone will read it.

295098444 I'm addicted to the dance scene in Napoleon Dynamite. I can't help but watch it over and over.

402344082 I listen to Rap. Please kill me.

689810947 white girls are easy

213114510 why does every movie have to be anal?
it's annoying! I don't care! guys have an anus! I want a vagina being fucked!


786495957 People who try to kill themselves should have the shit kicked out of them.

392225904 i dont wash my hands after i mastruabte. Im A Chef.

683364246 i wonder if god reads this website, if so i'm pretty sure i'm going to hell

4410481134 my mother made me get an abortion.

I would have named my baby Maggie.

974465717 water scares me, but it's okay because you can drown people in it and that's always good for a cheap laugh untill you realize drowning people is wrong and that you're not really a girl but a guy, these things happen to everybody.

264146073 A few years ago I fired a roman candle at a blind man as he walked through the park.

I still laugh whenever I think about it.

826612896 Whenever I see a squirrel, I want to kick it. They're so cute and I love them. But sometimes I just wonder what it would be like to roof the tree rat.

I'd probably regret it later.

And that's my three cents.

321541326 I once caught my ebglish and math teachers havung sex in the library with a dildo between there vaginas.
Thi upset me so much that I could never jack off to lesbian porn again.

980840850 I once kicked a kitten so bad on the way to school. When I went back home the kitten was still there but dead...

782490735 i once masturbated in my neighbors sink

887404507 im the one who threw a snapple bottle at sean's head

585173018 I find it hilarious that guys on here find it odd that they want to suck another guys dick, look at gay porn, have thir cock sucked by a guy, or wnat to engage in intercorse with another male and they don't think they are gay. WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU LIKE DICK AND YOU ARE GAY! GET OVER IT AND FIND ANOTHER GAY GUY TO BE GAY WITH.
Holy shit, this is the problem with poeple today, they really can't deal with themselves which leads to problems dealing with others. So you are gay, so what? Go forth and smoke pole.

302641538 I drink like a lot of coke. I love it so much. I drink at least a littre a day. My mom tells me to stop cause it has so much sugar and she's afraid i'll get fat or something.. lol. Like sh has no idea how much sugar is in it. Befire i drink a cup, i put 2 tablespoons full of sugar. It's o so good! Try it sometime!

901078466 This nigger pulled up behind me last night with his rap thumping at top volume. I got out and punched him in the face. He sped off before I could punch him again.

419697241 I bought the grouphug book.

Monday, September 19th, 2005

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Friday, July 1st, 2005

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Grizzly-sized catfish caught in Thailand

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

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Kevin in Barnes and Noble: (sound it out) Feng Shew-y?
Kevin: Oh, Feng Shui (pronounced correctly)
Me: Very good Kevin...

It was sitcom style matterial.