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Thursday, June 1st, 2006

[03:56pm] on [Thu the 1st]

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My meteorology teacher is a cross between Groucho Marx and Rodney Dangerfield.

[01:54pm] on [Thu the 1st]

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So I'm waiting outside of my meteorology class, waiting for the teacher to show up. The weird married couple are like standing outside, annoying me. The teacher arrived and this is what he said to the creepy husband of the creepy married couple: "What do you think you're doing? It's ok to wear shorts, but it isn't ok to wear red shorts. And are you? You are! You're really wearing black socks with those?"

And it was amazing, because everyone else was thinking it. And that may sound gay, but it was a good part of my day.

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

[10:27pm] on [Tue the 16th]

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I get all these e-mails from horny housewives, that want to meet up and fuck.

I knew I was irresistible to housewives.

[09:58pm] on [Tue the 16th]

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"Hi. It's 10 o'clock at night and it raining and flooding, do you mind taking this huge bag of trash, that I just randomly created, out to the back yard? Thanks."
-My grandmother (paraphrased).

[07:12am] on [Tue the 16th]

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There was a story on the news about a murder. It seemed that some lady suffocated someone with a block of cheese...I know. Then, someone tried to do a "copy-cat" crime, but they failed; they used swiss cheese.

I think the yahoo news link I had expired or something.

Monday, May 8th, 2006

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Sunday, May 7th, 2006

[04:15am] on [Sun the 7th]

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I made a photo journal: mikelikephoto

You should definitely add it so you can see my lovely photos.

[02:52am] on [Sun the 7th]

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The first in a series from my most recent voyage to the littoral (beach).

Beach Prison

Friday, May 5th, 2006

[09:32am] on [Fri the 5th]

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Oh no.

So I fucked up my laptop, as I have stated in my previous post.
Now, my house likes to catch on fire from the inside out because "you have too many things plugged into the outlets." Really now? Well if that is the case, why did this just happen now? Hmm!

So, my desktop computer does not work now. My sisters laptop is the only working computer in the house, and she is leaving tonight. So I might be computer-less for the near future.

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

[03:22pm] on [Sun the 23rd]

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The base of my subwoofer just knocked over a stack of CD's.

I love it.

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

[04:11am] on [Thu the 13th]

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What? What?!? You mean to tell me that powrfulmuzician changed his name to mikelikewhoa?

Yes, that is what I am telling you.

Go to http://powrfulmuzician.livejournal.com and it redirects to http://mikelikewhoa.livejournal.com.

And there you have it.

Sunday, April 9th, 2006

[10:58pm] on [Sun the 9th]

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I like using old slang terms, like dough for money.

"That will make you some serious dough"

"Calculus" sounds like a super villain.

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

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Thursday, March 2nd, 2006

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If you are a man, and you get caught in a dress, claim it is a Scottish kilt.

I just hope you aren't in evening gown.

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

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